Barkus

There are five weens in this wagon, do you see them all? They rode like this for a while; everybody crammed up front vying for the best lookout.

I am staying at my mother-in-law's house dog-sitting Toby and Zoe. Sunday I joined the Lo-Downs at the Barkus Mardi Gras Parade. I swear my friends and I were about the only sober people left by the end of the event. A cop walked up to me and asked:

"How many of each animal did Moses bring aboard the ark?"

Flustered, I mumbled something like "Moses didn't...go...on...the...ark."

He told me I was the only person to have gotten it right all day.